present pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.

  2. 2. I would enjoy you to be my present Edit: I'm sorry for my awful english

  3. 3. Because the figure you've presented is inflammatory and prejudicial, and I find it difficult to believe.

  4. 4. Cause you gave me a boner

  5. 5. Happy Birthday baby. All you have to do is unwrap your present – ME.

  6. 6. I got you a birthday present, Me.

  7. 7. Hey girl, do you want to get a present out of my sack?

  8. 8. It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.

  9. 9. How about we both skip your birthday dinner, so I can give you my special present.

  10. 10. Dear contributor, Thank you for submitting your Valentine... We regret to inform you that it does not suit our present needs.

  11. 11. I think every week should have a day in it when boys give presents to girls.

  12. 12. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment in bed.

  13. 13. Cuz, you are so hot, the iceberg would melt away.

  14. 14. Are you a present, coz I want to unwrap you

  15. 15. I can't wait to unwrap your present!

  16. 16. It's chlamydia.

  17. 17. And get laid under the tree ;)

  18. 18. All I want to do is open em and play with what's inside.

  19. 19. Why aren't u inside a gift box? I wished you as my Christmas present

  20. 20. I can come/ cum down your chimney and give you all my presents at once

  21. 21. Because I love what I see.

  22. 22. Because I can't wait to rip off your packaging.

  23. 23. Because I wouldn't present you in front of my mom

  24. 24. Because I want to open you up and stick something inside of you.

  25. 25. Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.

  26. 26. I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.

  27. 27. You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.

  28. 28. Are you a birthday present? Because I want to unwrap you.

  29. 29. When two people are present, I don't like to be the one standing.

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