maths pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

  2. 2. Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.

  3. 3. because im definitely going to fuck this up

  4. 4. Are you a 90 degree triangle? coz you are looking right!

  5. 5. Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?

  6. 6. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?

  7. 7. Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

  8. 8. Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

  9. 9. Let's go back to my place and ill show you how to expand your logarithm.

  10. 10. Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

  11. 11. If I were an integral, one could fill.

  12. 12. Girl, you must be an asymptote, because I find myself getting closer and closer to you.

  13. 13. My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

  14. 14. My love for you is a monotonic function without constraints.

  15. 15. My love for you is like pi greek, is endless.

  16. 16. Because my heart converges absolutely to you.

  17. 17. I can do your math homework for you...

  18. 18. If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.

  19. 19. Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

  20. 20. Cuz I cant stop lookin at you

  21. 21. The amount of ways I Wana make you smile.

  22. 22. Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

  23. 23. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999 … but it would be a 10 if you were with me.

  24. 24. If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.

  25. 25. If I were to rate you, I'd give you a 3.14 because you're as sweet as pi.

  26. 26. My love for you is like pi, it's unending.

  27. 27. So you wanna help me with algebra? Help me to replace my x with u.

  28. 28. Wanna check our math together?

  29. 29. Is your discriminant zero? Because you're my only solution.

  30. 30. Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!

  31. 31. Baby, your beauty is like a division by zero.

  32. 32. Are you 1/cosxy? Because you're secxy!

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