sexual pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

  2. 2. Do i confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?

  3. 3. And you are ripened!

  4. 4. ...For you.

  5. 5. Wanna go back to my place and save me?

  6. 6. You must be from Ireland because when I see you my penis is Dublin.

  7. 7. Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)

  8. 8. It's like a French kiss, But down under...

  9. 9. even my zipper is falling for you.

  10. 10. Doom endures.

  11. 11. would you like to have sexual intercourse with me while I treat you to wine and roses?

  12. 12. I'll respect your autonomy as a person and sexual being all night long, girl.

  13. 13. If I said you were sexy, would you sign this form indemnifying me against sexual harassment litigation?

  14. 14. Because in my house there are 100% discount.

  15. 15. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?

  16. 16. You're so goth I'm gonna use pre-Germanic, tribal, sexual positions on you.

  17. 17. Ima who? Ima horny, let's screw.

  18. 18. I'm no weather man but You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

  19. 19. I was looking around the room thinking about who I'd like to sexually assault, and you'd be my first choice.

  20. 20. so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

  21. 21. Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

  22. 22. cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

  23. 23. Your haircut's asymmetrical. Girl, I find it sexual!

  24. 24. Will you engage in sexual intercourse with me

  25. 25. But I will have them with you!

  26. 26. I'll protect you... and my suit will protect you from sexually transmitted infections!

  27. 27. Because I've got some sexual health humanitarian needs.

  28. 28. Because I'm sexually attracted to you

  29. 29. Because I’d pay to have sexual intercourse with you.

  30. 30. Worlds most sexual game of hot potato

  31. 31. I'm more normal than you think! In reality, I have a decent personality and I'm really into same-sexuality.

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