holidays pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Pinch me..I'm not wearing green.

  2. 2. I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

  3. 3. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  4. 4. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  5. 5. Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?

  6. 6. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  7. 7. You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

  8. 8. Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

  9. 9. I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.

  10. 10. Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

  11. 11. Excuse me, but you're really stoking my yule log.

  12. 12. I'm no vampire sweetheart but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

  13. 13. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

  14. 14. Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.

  15. 15. Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

  16. 16. Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

  17. 17. I’ll make you scream.

  18. 18. Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

  19. 19. Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  20. 20. Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.

  21. 21. I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

  22. 22. If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

  23. 23. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  24. 24. Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?

  25. 25. I ain’t got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!

  26. 26. Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

  27. 27. Ummm so who's trying to become a mother tonight?

  28. 28. Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?

  29. 29. The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

  30. 30. Hey babe, want to see my Washington Monument?

  31. 31. Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.

  32. 32. I have more than a four leaf clover.

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