messed pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because the more you mess with me, the harder I get.

  2. 2. Because if they don’t mention you, they’re messing up the definition of beautiful.

  3. 3. ... Cause that would explain why your face is so messed up

  4. 4. Cause your face is pretty messed up

  5. 5. Give you 6 inches, make you walk funny and leave a mushy mess afterwards

  6. 6. Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!

  7. 7. You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

  8. 8. I saw you unwinding that mess of earbuds so gracefully.

  9. 9. What's a nice girl like you doing in a ripped apart bloody mess like this?

  10. 10. Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

  11. 11. I won't mess with our leading until we are married.

  12. 12. Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.

  13. 13. Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

  14. 14. Cuz your messing with my heart

  15. 15. Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.

  16. 16. Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

  17. 17. I usually say... I usually say a stupid pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

  18. 18. We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

  19. 19. I don't want to mess it up

  20. 20. ‘Cause you make me want to smash, though I know we will all regret the mess it brings after.

  21. 21. Fuck I messed it up!

  22. 22. What's the number of days you've been self-isolating? I am a 14 and let's mess around.

  23. 23. I am a cyclone boy that can mess you up on the inside.

  24. 24. Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.

  25. 25. Because i want to have a toaster with you. Damn i messed it up again

  26. 26. Because I wanna eat you until you're a wet mess

  27. 27. I'd die a million times for you even if it mess up my K/D ratio.

  28. 28. Your senses must be messed up, because your eyes are talking to me.

  29. 29. I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.

  30. 30. Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.

  31. 31. Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?

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