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  1. 1. I usually start with a pick up line, but in this case, you left me speechless

  2. 2. Girl dont be selfish let me bounce these balls on your court.

  3. 3. because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

  4. 4. I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.

  5. 5. Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

  6. 6. Why dont I join in?

  7. 7. Good: Because im addicted to you Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you

  8. 8. I dont always play a shaman but when i do il still lava you.

  9. 9. I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

  10. 10. Im 80 but i dont feel a day over 79.

  11. 11. Baby I dont have any invalid target area.

  12. 12. I dont know if its this workout or you that just took my breath away.

  13. 13. Hey girl. Why dont you be my Miss Elizabeth and I'll be your Macho Man?

  14. 14. Dont worry baby! I got blessing of Protection!

  15. 15. Because you brighten up my world.

  16. 16. Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

  17. 17. We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

  18. 18. Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink* Ps: please dont kill yourself

  19. 19. "no there is 26" "oh I forgot U R A Q T" "That's still only 25?!?" "dont worry you'll get the D later"

  20. 20. Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.

  21. 21. It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

  22. 22. But you're quite the catch!

  23. 23. Because I dont know if you want a bone or not

  24. 24. I have a gun If you dont say yes You better run

  25. 25. Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes

  26. 26. Ill have to intervene

  27. 27. And we talk about the first thing that comes up

  28. 28. Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

  29. 29. Because after 2020 and the pandemic you dont look so bad anymore

  30. 30. I dont have a ferrari

  31. 31. But when im with you my heart is always racing.

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