flat pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  2. 2. Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  3. 3. There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

  4. 4. Because damn you’re flat.

  5. 5. Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

  6. 6. You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

  7. 7. You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

  8. 8. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

  9. 9. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

  10. 10. Cuz you flat as fuck bitch lmao

  11. 11. Flat minors

  12. 12. Are very flat

  13. 13. Are you the Earth? Cause I think you’re flat

  14. 14. Because you're flat.

  15. 15. ..watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

  16. 16. Cause you are unbelievable!

  17. 17. Because you're looking pretty sharp. (hope this doesn't fall flat)

  18. 18. And watch amateur porn on my flat screen mirror?

  19. 19. Coz your curves are anything but flat.

  20. 20. But uranus aint!

  21. 21. Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.

  22. 22. And watch porn on my 50" flat screen mirror?

  23. 23. Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

  24. 24. On my 4K flat screen mirror ;) ​ I know this is an oldie, but it had to be back up here

  25. 25. Because you’re my world.

  26. 26. See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)

  27. 27. Because that thing is looking ROUND

  28. 28. Because you are flat

  29. 29. Why is your chest as flat as my back?

  30. 30. You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?

  31. 31. Girl, your shots are pretty flat, but you sure aren't.

  32. 32. Babe for all this ass, I promise I won't go flat. (Tempo)

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