laid pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

  2. 2. When I first laid eyes on you, you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song.

  3. 3. When I first laid my eyes on you was at the powwow, I remember because you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song!

  4. 4. When im eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my life: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

  5. 5. You'd look a lot better if you were properly laid out.

  6. 6. Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".

  7. 7. Because I want to give my heart to you

  8. 8. Because you look like you need to get laid.

  9. 9. You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

  10. 10. To be Franc, I’ve Benin love with you since I first laid eyes on you.

  11. 11. But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?

  12. 12. That's not nearly as long as how breath-taken I was when I laid my eyes on you.

  13. 13. Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

  14. 14. Kinda weak, but it's gotten me laid more than once.

  15. 15. The first time I laid eyes on you will always be A Day To Remember.

  16. 16. I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.

  17. 17. Cuz i just wanna take you out. PS: it actually worked last night and i got laid again...

  18. 18. Baby, you wanna get Chipot-laid tonight?

  19. 19. I'd swim to Hawaii just to be laid by you.

  20. 20. Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

  21. 21. Because your about to get Frito Laid

  22. 22. Let’s go to my place and get laid.

  23. 23. How to get laid? 1. Lay on the bed. 2. Wait for an hour until Lay becomes past tense

  24. 24. I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

  25. 25. You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

  26. 26. When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time I laid eyes on you.

  27. 27. That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.

  28. 28. Have you been laid recently? Because I have a charge 8 stick with your name on it.

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