ring pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Worship you quietly and finger you all day

  2. 2. I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

  3. 3. Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

  4. 4. I’d love to explore your two towers.

  5. 5. You don't need One Ring to find me.

  6. 6. You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

  7. 7. I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.

  8. 8. Cause I’ll admire seeing you with that ring ( giving her my ring )

  9. 9. You were the principal thing to ring a bell as I woke up this morning.

  10. 10. I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

  11. 11. Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

  12. 12. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

  13. 13. A ring…Will you marry me?

  14. 14. Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

  15. 15. You’re the one babe to rule them all.

  16. 16. Was your *** forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.

  17. 17. Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

  18. 18. How’d you like to make a ring seal?

  19. 19. Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.

  20. 20. My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

  21. 21. I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.

  22. 22. Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

  23. 23. Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!

  24. 24. You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

  25. 25. If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

  26. 26. You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.

  27. 27. I am no man. Wanna bone ?

  28. 28. I'd like to inject some electrons into your storage ring, baby.

  29. 29. I have a Ring of Protection on me, care to try it?

  30. 30. I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

  31. 31. Because you can come inside if you want too

  32. 32. Are you Dio 'cause you can ring my bell anytime.

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