single parents pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Where’s your kid go to daycare?

  2. 2. Roses are red, violets are blue. i want to hump your face.

  3. 3. Should I tell my babysitter I'm going to be home late?

  4. 4. Do you have a Band-Aid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?

  5. 5. If I could change the alphabet I would put I and U together.

  6. 6. Are you at the PTA meeting last night?

  7. 7. Are you the mother duck becuse you quack me up

  8. 8. Can I buy you lunch/brunch sometimes before picking up kids from school?

  9. 9. Care for some afternoon delight?

  10. 10. Do you have a BandAid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?

  11. 11. Do you know where that that other playground is?

  12. 12. Do you rent or own your flute?

  13. 13. Have we met before, do you know the ______ family?

  14. 14. Have we met before? I think our kids attend the same ____ class.

  15. 15. Hey diddle diddle, thats what I want you to do to my vagina.

  16. 16. Hey girl. I think it's cute when you're still in your pj's. Tell me what you pinned and I'll rub your feet.

  17. 17. I like you. Can we have sexy time?

  18. 18. If I could change the althabet I would put I and U together.

  19. 19. Is your kid more of a teeter-totter-girl or a slide-man?

  20. 20. Let's play pretend!

  21. 21. Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love starts with YOU and ME!!

  22. 22. Nice minivan.

  23. 23. Nope, no ice cream. You’re going to eat dinner soon at daddy’s house. Sorry, what was your name again?

  24. 24. Of course there's lots of single mom/dad in the playground, but you're the only one I'd love to meet.

  25. 25. Sorry, I couldn't help but notice how sexy your stroller is.

  26. 26. Those are so cute, where did you get your kid's shoes?

  27. 27. Wanna be a parent?

  28. 28. Wanna come over for a play date?

  29. 29. We should hang out sometime.

  30. 30. Would you like to go on a "double" date?

  31. 31. Would you like to go on a kids-free date?

  32. 32. Would you like to join us at Color-me-mine and let me buy you a cup of coffee while at it?

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