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  1. 1. Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.

  2. 2. Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!

  3. 3. So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

  4. 4. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

  5. 5. Cause I'm going nuts over you.

  6. 6. I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts

  7. 7. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  8. 8. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

  9. 9. Ima who? Ima horny, let's screw.

  10. 10. Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

  11. 11. Because it's screwing you and I'm not

  12. 12. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

  13. 13. Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

  14. 14. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

  15. 15. How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

  16. 16. Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

  17. 17. I want to do to you what Rollins did to Lesnar at WrestleMania. Screw you and then run away.

  18. 18. Screw it. I’m just gonna go for it.

  19. 19. Cause you look like you wanna screw me.

  20. 20. On September 20, 2019, im gonna raid your heart.

  21. 21. Cause I can screw your brains out.

  22. 22. > Screw software, I want > > to install my own firmware > > into your wetware

  23. 23. Cuz damn U R A Q T

  24. 24. Cuz I can imagine you screwing me!

  25. 25. Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix. (Arizona)

  26. 26. Cause I want to screw you in.

  27. 27. Because, the more you twist on my mind, the deeper you remain in my heart.

  28. 28. "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We're a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw."

  29. 29. Coz I want to screw you.

  30. 30. Cause I wanna pin you on the wall and drill you

  31. 31. Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

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