43. This puddle isn’t the only thing that’s wet right now.
44. This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
45. This snowfall makes me want to see your snowballs.
46. Tonight's forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face.
47. What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both.
48. What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you're both getting 8 inches.
49. What is a guy gotta do to get his mittens on those tit...ens?
50. What’s a nice guy like you doing in a Burlington Coat Factory like this?
51. When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff.
52. Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
53. You're just like a snowflake: Beautiful, unique, and with one touch you'll be wet.
54. Also, I was so frostsmitten that my hand had to be amputated. Thanks.
55. And who wears turtlenecks anymore?
56. Do you want to see my snowballs?
57. I love winter, because it's an excuse to cuddle.
58. I wasn't joking, I think an icicle fell in your pants.
59. I'd like to hibermate with you.
60. I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.
61. I've become frostsmitten with you.
62. If you were a DEER, I'd never try to REIN you in. Because I respect you as an individual person with your own hopes and dreams. Do you want to go discuss our independent plans for the future? Maybe read some Margaret Atwood? I value your opinion.
63. Is that an icicle in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?
64. Is your name winter? Because you will be coming soon.
65. My love for you will last forever… green. Like the trees.
66. Seriously, it's weird that you haven't taken the icicle out of your pants yet. It's starting to melt… aren't you cold?
67. Well, it looks like I'm going to have to jacket off this winter.
68. Where are you going? I wanted to eggnsnog you!
69. Winter is coming, so am I.
70. You and this weather have one thing in common. You're both frigid.
71. You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.
72. You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skeeting all over you.