Cold Weather pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.

  2. 2. Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.

  3. 3. Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.

  4. 4. Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.

  5. 5. I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.

  6. 6. Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?

  7. 7. Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?

  8. 8. 10 bucks if you can find which part of my body is the warmest.

  9. 9. Are you passed out on the sidewalk or are you my snow angel?

  10. 10. Baby, you're so hot I only need four layers.

  11. 11. Can I hiber-mate with you.

  12. 12. Class might be canceled, but that ass of yours don't quit.

  13. 13. Do I have a fever? Because you are giving me chills.

  14. 14. Do I have pneumonia? Because you're giving me chills.

  15. 15. End your snow day the right way and give me a BJ.

  16. 16. Hey girl, wanna hiber-mate?

  17. 17. Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow—I promise I’m not a flake-y person.

  18. 18. How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? And by bobsled, I mean bed.

  19. 19. I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.

  20. 20. I can't jerk off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?

  21. 21. I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

  22. 22. I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having sex later.

  23. 23. I lost my scarf, mind if I wrap your legs around me instead.

  24. 24. I saw you from across the room and winter fall in love with you.

  25. 25. I take romance to a new level—I don’t cuddle, I hibernate.

  26. 26. I took the liberty of defrosting your windshield while you getting ready for work this morning.

  27. 27. I'm going to go ahead and call you "winter" 'cause pretty soon you'll be coming.

  28. 28. I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight.

  29. 29. I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

  30. 30. I’m wearing a lot of layers, want to watch me undress for twelve minutes?

  31. 31. If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

  32. 32. If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.

  33. 33. If your hands are cold, it's warm under my thigh vents.

  34. 34. Is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  35. 35. Leave with me and I'll close your school tomorrow!

  36. 36. Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my penis.

  37. 37. My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

  38. 38. Plow here often?

  39. 39. The snow is blowing. How about you?

  40. 40. There a cold front coming…but I’m gonna keep your front warm.

  41. 41. There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.

  42. 42. These fingerless gloves aren’t just for me.

  43. 43. This puddle isn’t the only thing that’s wet right now.

  44. 44. This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.

  45. 45. This snowfall makes me want to see your snowballs.

  46. 46. Tonight's forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face.

  47. 47. What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both.

  48. 48. What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you're both getting 8 inches.

  49. 49. What is a guy gotta do to get his mittens on those tit...ens?

  50. 50. What’s a nice guy like you doing in a Burlington Coat Factory like this?

  51. 51. When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff.

  52. 52. Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.

  53. 53. You're just like a snowflake: Beautiful, unique, and with one touch you'll be wet.

  54. 54. Also, I was so frostsmitten that my hand had to be amputated. Thanks.

  55. 55. And who wears turtlenecks anymore?

  56. 56. Do you want to see my snowballs?

  57. 57. I love winter, because it's an excuse to cuddle.

  58. 58. I wasn't joking, I think an icicle fell in your pants.

  59. 59. I'd like to hibermate with you.

  60. 60. I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.

  61. 61. I've become frostsmitten with you.

  62. 62. If you were a DEER, I'd never try to REIN you in. Because I respect you as an individual person with your own hopes and dreams. Do you want to go discuss our independent plans for the future? Maybe read some Margaret Atwood? I value your opinion.

  63. 63. Is that an icicle in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?

  64. 64. Is your name winter? Because you will be coming soon.

  65. 65. My love for you will last forever… green. Like the trees.

  66. 66. Seriously, it's weird that you haven't taken the icicle out of your pants yet. It's starting to melt… aren't you cold?

  67. 67. Well, it looks like I'm going to have to jacket off this winter.

  68. 68. Where are you going? I wanted to eggnsnog you!

  69. 69. Winter is coming, so am I.

  70. 70. You and this weather have one thing in common. You're both frigid.

  71. 71. You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.

  72. 72. You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skeeting all over you.

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