Las Vegas Casino pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!

  2. 2. Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.

  3. 3. Hey baby, why don't you meet me at the Starbucks? No, the other one. No, not that one, the other one... no, the one on the second floor. No, not that one on the second floor the other one... never mind, I'm sorry I bothered you.

  4. 4. I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!

  5. 5. I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?

  6. 6. I'm going to have to get a security guard, because you're trying to steal my heart.

  7. 7. If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'you are here.'

  8. 8. Let's get breakfast at the Tiffany's! [Leave and then come back] OK, it turns out I misunderstood something. There is no food allowed in Tiffany's. Also, you're not allowed in if you're poor.

  9. 9. My feelings for you are as tall as this seven-story Macy's.

  10. 10. Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!

  11. 11. Teavana isn't the only one that gives free samples!

  12. 12. Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!

  13. 13. Want to run up the down escalator with me?

  14. 14. Your eyes sparkle like someone who has just tried on all the eyeliner at Sephora. Oh, you did? Let's take these guessing skills to Vegas!

  15. 15. A wise gambler once said you need to know when to fold 'em, know when to hold 'em, and know when to walk away. Well babe, I don't fold, so as I look at your big chips, do you want me to hold 'em or walk away?

  16. 16. Apart from being sexy, how are your lips at blowing on dice?

  17. 17. Baby your like a slot machine, you just suck men up.

  18. 18. Back at my room. The blinds don't go up until the maid comes in.

  19. 19. Can I spin your roulette wheel?

  20. 20. Can I splash my chips all over you?

  21. 21. Can I tap your stack for good luck?

  22. 22. Can you please stop staring at my chip stack

  23. 23. Did you hear that? The DJ is playing our future song!

  24. 24. Did you know this casino hotel has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!

  25. 25. Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?

  26. 26. Hey babe, do you want me to show you the V.I.P.

  27. 27. Hey baby! Want to see my bankroll?

  28. 28. Hey baby! You’re looking at an expert card counter.

  29. 29. I don't mind going in blind, as long as I'm comin' out happy

  30. 30. I had a flush until you stole my heart

  31. 31. I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked Top 20 in the country

  32. 32. I only have one move in poker and in love…and it’s all in

  33. 33. I wouldn't mind a bad beating from you

  34. 34. I'd like to hit the big one on your pay table.

  35. 35. I'd like to name a slot machine after you.

  36. 36. I'm not in the blinds, but I want a piece of the/that action.

  37. 37. I’ll ante up if you’ll go down.

  38. 38. I’ve got a side game going on in my pants…wanna play?

  39. 39. If I bet, will you call me?

  40. 40. If lights would turn off every time I would think of you, Las Vegas would soon be pretty dark.

  41. 41. If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond

  42. 42. If you pull the slot machine lever, I have a feeling you'll get lucky! Because the lever is in my pants! Grab that Lucky 7, baby!

  43. 43. It's spin time, baby!

  44. 44. Just call me the guy working at one of those kiosks that sells phone cases, because I'm going to try and talk to you for a while whether you need a new phone case or not.

  45. 45. Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered

  46. 46. My hand is pretty weak, can I use yours?

  47. 47. Nice dice!

  48. 48. Nice rockets!

  49. 49. No, that isn't a deuce in my pocket.

  50. 50. Shall I make a deposit?

  51. 51. Thank you for helping me make my hand…all I needed was a queen

  52. 52. These pick up lines are stupid. Let's just have sex.

  53. 53. Want to play heads up I’ve got chips in my room

  54. 54. We can have sex, but let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes

  55. 55. What are the pot odds we’ll be waking up next to each other

  56. 56. What are your casino go-tos?

  57. 57. When you're around, every casino is a sky casino.

  58. 58. Would you like to spin now, or spin later?

  59. 59. Would you please pull this handle for me?

  60. 60. Yes, that IS a deuce in my pocket.

  61. 61. You can play with my chips anytime.

  62. 62. You know what they say about men with 21?

  63. 63. You look even cooler than the VIP room, and with less overt effort.

  64. 64. You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight

  65. 65. You must be a high roller, because you make my bar raise!

  66. 66. You must be the Las Vegas Sign, because the light around you guided me here.

  67. 67. You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn

  68. 68. You turn me on more than World Tavern Poker.

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