steel pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.

  2. 2. Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.

  3. 3. Did You Know precious, my penis is made of Valyrian steel.

  4. 4. I may know nothing, but you make me harder than Valyrian steel.

  5. 5. Do you smith Valyrian steel? Because you just gave me one of the hardest swords in the land.

  6. 6. My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.

  7. 7. Because everytime I see you, I Rock hard. Xd

  8. 8. There must be a magnet in my pants, because I'm attracted to your buns of steel!

  9. 9. My hands are magnets, And you have buns of steel.

  10. 10. Because you’re really hot and smart

  11. 11. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  12. 12. You must be from Pittsburgh, because you're 'Steel'ing my heart!

  13. 13. Why don't you have my steel and we'll take it from there?

  14. 14. I'm called the Man of Steel for a reason.

  15. 15. I'm a man of steel, too. Well...part of me is.

  16. 16. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams but you can To soon?

  17. 17. Cuz you are hot enough to melt steel beams.

  18. 18. Oh so your twins?! Should we go back to mine and do an inside job? Because you two are hot enough to melt steel beams!

  19. 19. Because you're hot enough to melt steel beams.

  20. 20. I be hard as steel from the waist down.

  21. 21. Did You Know, my penis is made of Valyrian steel.

  22. 22. They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.

  23. 23. Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?

  24. 24. Even my new stainless steel pan set isn’t as slick as you.

  25. 25. Want a taste of my steel body build?

  26. 26. My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.

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