ya ya pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. What ya’ll think?

  2. 2. Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

  3. 3. You're jusssst gonna sssslither your way into a date, aren't ya?

  4. 4. Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?

  5. 5. Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)

  6. 6. I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

  7. 7. Strong, sweet, and brown\~ ​ ​ >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

  8. 8. Because I’m going to senior-eat-ya out later ;)

  9. 9. I wanna put her into my mutual fund. Collect interest on that if ya know what I mean.

  10. 10. There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.

  11. 11. Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

  12. 12. My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.

  13. 13. Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!

  14. 14. Cause I can imagine building a relationship with ya.

  15. 15. Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning

  16. 16. Cos ya israeli cute!

  17. 17. Baby, yuh look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.

  18. 18. I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

  19. 19. Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle?

  20. 20. Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.

  21. 21. Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.

  22. 22. I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!

  23. 23. So where ya flying from?

  24. 24. Because after i give ya 8" its hard to walk around.

  25. 25. Ya know? I’m the fastest man alive?

  26. 26. Is that a cutlass in yer pocket or are ya just happy ta see me?

  27. 27. Are you from Demacia? Cuz damn, I see ya.

  28. 28. Are you from Ionia? Cuz I got my eye on ya.

  29. 29. But I’m really necro-feelin ya right now

  30. 30. Ur boyfriend

  31. 31. Ya know, there's no corkage fee in my mouth.

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