hoping pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!

  2. 2. Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

  3. 3. Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

  4. 4. I was hoping you could be my first

  5. 5. Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

  6. 6. as your smile.

  7. 7. Girl, I hope you like Quiddich, because I'm definitely a keeper.

  8. 8. because I'm about to destroy your pussy

  9. 9. Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

  10. 10. Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

  11. 11. I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you

  12. 12. I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.

  13. 13. Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you

  14. 14. I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

  15. 15. Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

  16. 16. Hope she says yes

  17. 17. Because I'd like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do

  18. 18. I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

  19. 19. I hope we can go out in may...

  20. 20. Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

  21. 21. So you're a virgin...I hope you don't mind me sacrificing you a bit.

  22. 22. Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.

  23. 23. because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

  24. 24. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets. Made this one myself, hope it is good

  25. 25. I was hoping we could kick it...

  26. 26. I hope you like Wolverine coz i can be quite an animal.

  27. 27. I hope you have a power pellet on you baby. Because I have erectile dysfunction.

  28. 28. Why? Because I put the d in raw

  29. 29. I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

  30. 30. Baby, I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.

  31. 31. Because I want to do unholy things with you

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