team pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?

  2. 2. Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?

  3. 3. Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

  4. 4. One team is red the other is blue my favorite team is the one that had you!

  5. 5. We'd better call the disaster response team, because I think I just felt the earth shake beneath me.

  6. 6. My finger, tongue, and dick. Ready for some combo play?

  7. 7. ‘Cause your always running away from me. (Why *insert name here*)

  8. 8. Because Ill be the jessie to your james (Third wheel) meowth, thats right!

  9. 9. You're rooting for Team USA too? We have enough in common for a one-night stand

  10. 10. You would be my first pick for my tourney team.

  11. 11. I'm on the investor relations team and I need your help to uphold shareholder values.

  12. 12. I wish you were on the team sweetheart because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

  13. 13. Cus you are a ten-ten

  14. 14. Works with other names with i in them.

  15. 15. Do you play for a rival rugby team? Cause I want to take you out

  16. 16. But there can be a d-n your a ;)

  17. 17. Just like how seal team six took out osama

  18. 18. I’m Eritrea-vably lost…. in your eyes.

  19. 19. I can tell you’re a team player.

  20. 20. Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?

  21. 21. No, I don't play volleyball for the American team, but I'm flattered you thought so.

  22. 22. Babe, I am a one man five-one team. I got five fingers and one serious dick.

  23. 23. Girl, we'd make great doubles team.

  24. 24. I'd love to have you on my volunteer team.

  25. 25. I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender

  26. 26. Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?

  27. 27. Sorry my team slayed yours in Capture the Flag. Can I make it up to you by letting you take me to dinner?

  28. 28. Help me score one more time for team canada?

  29. 29. Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my team.

  30. 30. I'm trying out for the football team, 'cause suddenly I wanna go all the way.

  31. 31. Maybe the Washington Redskins could celebrate Columbus Day by giving up their team name.

  32. 32. Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.

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