river pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because dam

  2. 2. Girl, I could use my vaulting pole across your rivers all night long.

  3. 3. Like a river flows so surely to the sea darling so it goes some things are meant to be.

  4. 4. Cause I wanna go in dry

  5. 5. Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

  6. 6. Mine is "River Flows In You"

  7. 7. Because that ass is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me

  8. 8. Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.

  9. 9. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

  10. 10. Your eyes are like a million glittering stars, on the night sky - your lips, like rose petals, wet from the evening rain! Your hair is like a golden river, rushing from the mountain

  11. 11. I like my men like the Mississippi River: long, strong, and ready to rock my boat.

  12. 12. Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

  13. 13. Because I want to drown in your love

  14. 14. Your smile glows brighter than a river of radioactive waste.

  15. 15. Like River longs for The Doctor,

  16. 16. I'll put my river on your wood.

  17. 17. I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.

  18. 18. You can call me the Colorado River.. Because I wanna carve your Grand Canyon.

  19. 19. My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Wanna get a drink later with their money?

  20. 20. You know, I have the longest rod on this river.

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