post office pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. If you were my boyfriend, I’d always make you priority male.

  2. 2. Do you know if there's a post office nearby, because I'd ship us.

  3. 3. I hope you have a big box, because I'm stuffing this oversized package in it.

  4. 4. You be the stamp and I will be the envelope – you can be on top of me tonight back at my place.

  5. 5. Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

  6. 6. Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

  7. 7. And lick some stamps

  8. 8. Are you a package? Because I want to track you down and bring you home with me.

  9. 9. Do you have a tracking number? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

  10. 10. Are you a postage stamp? Let me lick ya before I stick ya.

  11. 11. Ask her if she likes overnight packages from interesting men.

  12. 12. Buy a pack of love stamps and say, "Guess they customized these for us."

  13. 13. Can I borrow a stamp? I want to write a letter to my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

  14. 14. Do you want to go to the post office with me? We can stand in line and chat for hours.

  15. 15. Do you work for the post office? Because I could have swon you were checking out my package.

  16. 16. Doesn't you live across from the elementary school? I'd be a mail man so I can stop by your house everyday.

  17. 17. Excuse me, could you please tell me where the Post Office is?

  18. 18. Hey girl, can I rent you a PO box next to mine so we can be neighbors?

  19. 19. Hey girl, can I take a picture of you? I want to make a customized stamp of you, so everyone will know how beautiful you are.

  20. 20. How about schedule a free package pickup to avoid waiting in line at the post office and use the time have a drink with me?

  21. 21. I don't work at the post office... but I'll inspect your package.

  22. 22. I hope it rains everyday, so I can bring the package and mails to your front door and hand deliver.

  23. 23. I know exactly where you live.

  24. 24. I need to stop by the post office for a second to change my address to your heart.

  25. 25. I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.

  26. 26. I want to spend my time with you like how mailman delivers the mails – taking my sweet time.

  27. 27. I was going through your mails and thought maybe we could be together!

  28. 28. I'm available. My mail-order Russian bride was lost by UPS.

  29. 29. I’m just like the post office: Neither snow nor rain will keep me from getting to you.

  30. 30. If I told you I work for the post office, would you let me handle your package?

  31. 31. My feeling for you is like the forever stamps – permanent and never changing.

  32. 32. That's a nice uniform; I bet it would look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor.

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