mardi gras pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  2. 2. I have one question: did it hurt? To get them pierced?

  3. 3. Hey babe, how's about I bayou a drink?

  4. 4. Hey, girl, you look like a king cake. Let me put a baby in you.

  5. 5. So y'all from around here? Y'all are really bundled up.

  6. 6. Is there a moon pie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  7. 7. Girl, are you a king cake? Because I want to put a baby inside of you.

  8. 8. Got beads?

  9. 9. Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me "the King"?

  10. 10. Hey girl, I’d like to ring your southern bell.

  11. 11. Hey girl, we’ll only be able to see each other on Sundays for the next few weeks… I’m giving up sweet things for Lent.

  12. 12. Hey there lady, I got a hankering for G.R.I.T.S: Girls Raised In The South!

  13. 13. I don't want your beads, what I really want is your number.

  14. 14. I don’t mean to sound crass, but baby… I wanna buttah your biscuit.

  15. 15. I got two one-way tickets to New Orlean. You won’t want to leave when you get this lucky.

  16. 16. I want a taste of your gumbo.

  17. 17. I'm having my own Mardi Gras celebration without the parades, beads or costumes.

  18. 18. I'm holding out for the good beads.

  19. 19. Is that a po boys in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  20. 20. Laissez les bons temps rouler.

  21. 21. Let the Good Times Roll.

  22. 22. Mardi Gras reminds me how much inflation changes things. Beads used to buy you the island of Manhattan, now you only get two coconuts.

  23. 23. Mardi Gras, baby. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down?

  24. 24. Meeting you is like finding the baby in the King Cake. Reward with good luck.

  25. 25. Money can't buy happiness but it can buy crawfish and that's sort of the same thing.

  26. 26. My poppy is the King.

  27. 27. Nice beads. And I like your boobs, too.

  28. 28. Not even Katrina could stop Mardi Gras.

  29. 29. Oh I see you have ashes… want to join me in giving up singleness for lent?

  30. 30. Remember that Mardi Gras we fell in love? You will next year.

  31. 31. That fool/joker over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.

  32. 32. Throw me beads for a peak at these.

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