pussy pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You must be the leader of the autobots because that pussy is PRIME.

  2. 2. When it gets wet you should come inside

  3. 3. They both about to get destroyed

  4. 4. because I'm about to destroy your pussy

  5. 5. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.

  6. 6. We’ll pretend your pussy is a Horcrux and I’ll come destroy it.

  7. 7. Because I'm gonna destroy that pussy later

  8. 8. Hey girl, I call my dick kryptonite. 'Cuz it'll leave that pussy powerless.

  9. 9. I'll waste your pussy like Frieza wasted the Saiyan race.

  10. 10. Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

  11. 11. Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

  12. 12. Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy

  13. 13. 'Cause I'm gonna be jalapeño pussy.

  14. 14. Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

  15. 15. Because I’m gonna destroy that pussy tonight.

  16. 16. Because i know what that pussy need

  17. 17. Cats aren't the only type of pussy I like.

  18. 18. I bet that pussy is too.

  19. 19. Cause I’m here to save that pussy.

  20. 20. Stop being such a pussy.

  21. 21. Im a Tongue Fu Master

  22. 22. Hey girl is your pussy the Eucharist, cause I wanna eat it like its my Last Supper

  23. 23. Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!

  24. 24. Do you like jalapenos? 'Cause I'm about to be jalapeno pussy tonight.

  25. 25. They call me moses because I can spread that pussy like water!

  26. 26. You must be an autobot. Cause that pussy is prime!

  27. 27. But I can make your pussy a tsunami

  28. 28. You're a pretty pussy.

  29. 29. Do you have the water tunic? cause youll drown in my pussy without it.

  30. 30. I'd eat that pussy for sure

  31. 31. Because I really want to eat your pussy

  32. 32. You can also call me the cat whisperer. I know precisely what the pussy needs.

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