depression pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because dam

  2. 2. Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

  3. 3. Cuz you're all I need

  4. 4. Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression

  5. 5. Can I suislide in your dms?

  6. 6. Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

  7. 7. Because you give me the Great Depression.

  8. 8. Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.

  9. 9. Cuz I want more than one dose a day ;)

  10. 10. You’re depressed, TOO?!

  11. 11. Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

  12. 12. Are you depression? Cause you make me want to kill my self

  13. 13. I don't know much about depression, but I'm pretty great.

  14. 14. Hey girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.

  15. 15. Nobody loves me but you got me anyways

  16. 16. Because without you I’d be in a Great Depression

  17. 17. Cause I want you to fuck me all day long

  18. 18. Cuz you're the end of my Great Depression.

  19. 19. Because if I don't have you in my life I'll kill myself.

  20. 20. Let's bang the depression out of each other!

  21. 21. Cause I wanna take you out

  22. 22. Cause you’ve been stuck in my head all day.

  23. 23. Because I see you in my future

  24. 24. Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?

  25. 25. Because I can’t smile with out you

  26. 26. Cause you make me wanna kill myself

  27. 27. Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

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