Climate Environment pick up lines for you to try
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1. Your so hot you must've started all of global warming
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2. Baby, the connection I'm feeling is stronger than the link between climate change and extreme weather
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3. Don't say you've got a girlfriend, cuz that would be an inconvenient truth.
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4. Don't worry baby, we've got world class spill protection.
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5. I should call you carbon, 'cause you're causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere.
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6. If you were a year you'd be the last one, cause you're the hottest on record
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7. Is your middle name turbine? Cuz you've got me spinning
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8. Just say yes and I'll make sure you never get cold feet.
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9. Let's go shed a couple parts per million and get back to our natural state.
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10. Want a relationship full of free, prior & informed consent? We're a match made in heaven
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11. We don't need to frack to make the bed rock.
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12. What do you say we make a Just Transition back to my place?
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13. What do you say? - You, me, a pair of hand cuffs, and the corporate headquarters of your choice.
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14. You look very fair, ambitious and binding tonight. We should make a deal.
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15. Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me away from you.
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16. Are all your appliances energy efficient? Because when I saw you the room became more environmentally friendly!
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17. Baby, all the ones other guys are unsustainable. Pay attention, I’ve got a environment friendly resource. We can go all night.
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18. Baby, I like my energy clean and my bedroom dirty, so let's just transition to the sheets
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19. Baby, looking at you makes me want to be on top like a rooftop garden, underneath like geothermal energy.
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20. Can I be your axis for the night?
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21. Can I buy which you drink? In a reusable bottle keep in mind.
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22. Care to show me your ozone layer?
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23. Cars Pollute, so can I pick you up on my electric scooter
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24. Did that rising sea-level get your pants wet? We better get you out of those!
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25. Did you know I recorded the 1953 Christmas hit 'Santa Baby'?
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26. Did you know my sheets come from only organic, fair-trade silk?
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27. Did you say spelunking?
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28. Do it for Mother Earth.
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29. Do you believe in the big bang theory?
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30. Do you know what time it is? It's time to take your boyfriend to the dump.
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31. Do you think we can we get to absolute zero together?
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32. Excuse me while I climate turn into something more comfortable…
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33. Fair Trade Coffee, Organic Tea or Me
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34. Here's an inconvenient truth -- you have a nice ass
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35. Hey sexy, I hear climate change is going to get really bad, you are gonna need a lover that knows the bush and can hunt.
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36. Hey, let’s come up with compost, not love. As well as war.
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37. How deep are your oceans?
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38. How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.
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39. How'd you like to capture some of my emissions?
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40. I am glad we are creating a sustainable relationship.
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41. I bet you know a thing or two about bedrock.
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42. I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly
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43. I can see us in orbit together.
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44. I can't resist your gravitational pull.
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45. I can't stop thinking about what is under your topsoil.
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46. I don't care what Copernicus says, you're the only planet to me.
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47. I don't drive a car, but I'd love to walk you home!
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48. I have data that suggests your hotness has increased 70% during the last 20 years.
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49. I hope it's not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.
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50. I just got dumped, would you recycle me into your boyfriend
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51. I like my men the way I like my wind turbines: tall, sturdy, and full of energy.
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52. I love getting dirty, and you seem to have a lot of it.
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53. I love stratified layers.
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54. I love T&A, Trees and Air Quality
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55. I love the way you whip through my hair, I wish it was with hurricane force.
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56. I love your soft edges.
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57. I mainly date guys who recycle
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58. I want to climb your trees and swing.
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59. I want to conserve water by taking a shower with you.
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60. I want to fly in your friendly skies.
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61. I want to swim deeply in all five of your oceans.
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62. I wish I were one of your Northern Lights.
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63. I won’t faucet offshore oil, but I will tap something else.
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64. I would love to experience tectonic subduction with you.
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65. I'd love to explore your longitudes and latitudes.
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66. I'd make your icebergs melt.
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67. I'd never mow your grass with a gas mower.
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68. I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please stroke it gently
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69. I'm an environmentalist, because I wouldn't want you any hotter than you already are.
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70. I've never seen a better looking isthmus.
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71. I’d plan to leave my carbon presence.. in your bedroom.
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72. I’m sure we could both reach the Big O… ozone that is
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73. If I wrote you a protest song, would you sing it with me?
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74. In this entire universe, all I want is you.
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75. Is it hot in here or is it the greenhouse effect?
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76. Is it hot in here? Or did you just render every known climate change model irrelevant?
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77. Is that the summit of Mt. Everest or are you just happy to see me?
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78. Is there a magnetic field between us or am I just attracted to you?
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79. Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as hell!
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80. It got really hot all of the sudden. Is it global warming? Oh, wait, you just walked into the room
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81. Just verifying your emissions.
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82. Let's follow this current wherever it might lead us.
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83. Let's get sweaty like Al Gore
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84. Like the bamboo sheets on your bed I want to cover you with sustainable love!
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85. Looking at you gives me a renewable energy source in my pants
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86. Meet me inside Davy Jones' Locker, I'll be Neptune, you be my staff.
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87. My favorite geological features are created under pressure.
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88. My h2o and footprint? Why it’s some size 16. And you know what THAT means, right?
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89. My heart is an iceberg in your own presence… it melts.
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90. My middle name could be Magellan, because I love exploring your continents.
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91. Oh sorry to brush up against you with my Hemp shirt, or am I?
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92. Please don't tell me that's an impermeable rock.
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93. Save water, shower with me at night.
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94. Save water. Shower in my cum...
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95. Should we take this conversation above sea level?
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96. Show me your dunes.
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97. The average temps haves climbed 1. 4 degrees Fahrenheit while you walked in here.
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98. The only thing which can come between us is normally Ralph Nader.
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99. Turning off the Lights, is one of my Turn On's
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100. Turning off your Engine, gets my motor humming
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101. Venus ain't got nothing on you.
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102. Wanna are aware of the backseat of my Prius?
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103. Wanna C how many O's the 2 of us can make?
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104. Wanna go back to my place and work some horizontal leadership?
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105. Wanna swap airborne particulates?
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106. Wanna take a shower with me to conserve water?
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107. Want to go back to my place for some geospatial analysis?
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108. Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?
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109. We can cut down our water use if we shower together.
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110. What do you and this used soda can have in common? I'm going to pick you up around 7pm.
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111. What is your energy-to-mass ratio?
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112. What time do you get off work? Let's carpool it back to my place
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113. What's 100% organic and likes to party? This guy.
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114. What's your favorite kind of cloud? Mine are cumulus.
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115. When I see you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising...
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116. When I'm near you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising
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117. Why don't we go back to my yurt and plant some seeds?
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118. Why don't we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.
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119. Will you help me find my puppy, I think he went into that Eco-friendly Hotel across the street
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120. Will you teach me about plate tectonics?
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121. Would you like to hug my tree?
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122. You are hot to the core aren't you?!
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123. You are rarer than only a panda in the mad… and nearly as graceful.
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124. You blow my mind like Geothermal Heating Technology!
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125. You eyes are as bright as energy saving halogen light bulbs, would you light up my life?
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126. You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint
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127. You left a carbon footprint…on my heart.
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128. You make me want to recycle my frowns into smiles.
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129. You throw my center of gravity off.
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130. You're making me as hot as molten magma.
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131. You're millions of years old – I bet you're experienced.
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132. You're so sexy you make me want to flower.
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133. You’re hence cool, you can take the polar bears rear from extinction.
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134. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean used to be before Bush relaxed dumping regulations
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135. Your legs must be tired, from passing out flyers for Green Peace, sit on my lap!
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136. Your sunsets are amazing.