1. Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight
2. Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy
3. Her: Lilies, why?
Because I need to know what to put on your casket, after I murder that pussy
4. To let it know I’m about to murder it
5. I just need to know what to put on the grave after I murder that pussy.
6. Because I want to know what to put on your grave after I murder that pussy
7. Great! Now i know what kind of flowers to put on your grave after i murder that pussy.
8. For murdering your pussy
9. Because you make me want to murder pussy galore.
10. Because I want to shove my wooden stake in you and murder that pussy
11. You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them
My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes
12. Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
13. Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy