murder pussy pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

  2. 2. Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy

  3. 3. Her: Lilies, why? Because I need to know what to put on your casket, after I murder that pussy

  4. 4. To let it know I’m about to murder it

  5. 5. I just need to know what to put on the grave after I murder that pussy.

  6. 6. Because I want to know what to put on your grave after I murder that pussy

  7. 7. Great! Now i know what kind of flowers to put on your grave after i murder that pussy.

  8. 8. For murdering your pussy

  9. 9. Because you make me want to murder pussy galore.

  10. 10. Because I want to shove my wooden stake in you and murder that pussy

  11. 11. You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes

  12. 12. Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

  13. 13. Hey girl, do you have pet insurance? If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy

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