situational pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Pollinating those petals them with my piston will cost an additional fee.

  2. 2. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

  3. 3. Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

  4. 4. Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be taken to the ICC.

  5. 5. Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  6. 6. I'll let you mine with my rig any day.

  7. 7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my girl, And these flowers are for you. You come home in May, And I think it would be bomb To share such a special day Will you go with me to Prom?

  8. 8. I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

  9. 9. Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

  10. 10. I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

  11. 11. I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

  12. 12. I will never say never! (I will fight)/ I will fight till forever! (make it right)/ Whenever you knock me down/ I will not stay on the ground

  13. 13. If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

  14. 14. Are you a guitar player? 'Cause you just plucked my heart strings.

  15. 15. Baby, I fell for you bell hooks, line, and sinker.

  16. 16. Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

  17. 17. Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

  18. 18. Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

  19. 19. Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

  20. 20. There's a roaring romantic fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?

  21. 21. There's a lot of things I cherish and I'd love to add you to that list.

  22. 22. I know a situation where you would come out on top.

  23. 23. But after the third date it will be a wholly internal situation?

  24. 24. Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.

  25. 25. My apartment is my theater, and my bedroom is my stage – Come play with me.

  26. 26. Don't worry I just got turing tested.

  27. 27. You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

  28. 28. So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

  29. 29. Radical intimacies will sustain our movements.

  30. 30. Nobody’s in charge of this thing, just like nobody’s in charge of our bodies, baby.

  31. 31. The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are banging

  32. 32. What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.

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