football pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.

  2. 2. At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!

  3. 3. At Tight End… I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me …from the Cleveland Browns… Jordan Cameron!

  4. 4. Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.

  5. 5. Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?

  6. 6. I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.

  7. 7. Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.

  8. 8. My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.

  9. 9. Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?

  10. 10. Don't call an offsides, I just wanted to ask you out!

  11. 11. Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.

  12. 12. Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.

  13. 13. Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?

  14. 14. This game is about ball control baby.

  15. 15. Everything that he's able to do with his legs...is awesome.

  16. 16. Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.

  17. 17. Scoring with you would be like making a 84yd touchdown off of a pass interception.

  18. 18. Baby if you were a football i’d be your side goalkeeper.

  19. 19. Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.

  20. 20. You would make a good TIGHT END.

  21. 21. You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.

  22. 22. I'm not trying to impress you but.... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.

  23. 23. I’ll be the quarterback and you be the tight-end.

  24. 24. At Tight End: I think he's suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

  25. 25. I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

  26. 26. I'm gonna go for two after I score.

  27. 27. I'd love to infract your neutral zone.

  28. 28. I specialize in scoring screamers.

  29. 29. Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.

  30. 30. Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you cant score.

  31. 31. Cuz ill finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul.

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