1. Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...
2. Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
3. Because i want to promise my soul to you
4. I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
5. Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
6. I won't start breaking promises until tomorrow.
7. Hey girl, I promise if you let me take you out, it'll be ohm-believable.
8. And I promise you, I will only stop loving you when all the roses die
9. Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...
10. I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.
11. I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.
12. (mario kart obviously..)
13. As it's our first date, I promise to focus exclusively on your Outermost Regions.
14. Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
15. I promise full coverage!
16. I promise you'll have a white Christimas
17. (It’s only a joke, I promise)
18. Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.
19. Because I'll be the first.
20. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?
21. I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.
22. I promise it won't hurt if you step on me in the middle of the night.
23. I promise I'm not faster than the speed of light.
24. Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I’ll promise to let you win!
25. I promise I won't rip your heart out.
26. When I bite your head off do you promise to keep twitching?
27. And in some universe, I don’t like you. But I promise you it ain't this one
28. Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy
29. I Promise I will return it back.
30. But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese.