promise pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

  2. 2. Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!

  3. 3. Because i want to promise my soul to you

  4. 4. I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

  5. 5. Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  6. 6. I won't start breaking promises until tomorrow.

  7. 7. Hey girl, I promise if you let me take you out, it'll be ohm-believable.

  8. 8. And I promise you, I will only stop loving you when all the roses die

  9. 9. Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

  10. 10. I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

  11. 11. I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

  12. 12. (mario kart obviously..)

  13. 13. As it's our first date, I promise to focus exclusively on your Outermost Regions.

  14. 14. Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  15. 15. I promise full coverage!

  16. 16. I promise you'll have a white Christimas

  17. 17. (It’s only a joke, I promise)

  18. 18. Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

  19. 19. Because I'll be the first.

  20. 20. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  21. 21. I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.

  22. 22. I promise it won't hurt if you step on me in the middle of the night.

  23. 23. I promise I'm not faster than the speed of light.

  24. 24. Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I’ll promise to let you win!

  25. 25. I promise I won't rip your heart out.

  26. 26. When I bite your head off do you promise to keep twitching?

  27. 27. And in some universe, I don’t like you. But I promise you it ain't this one

  28. 28. Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy

  29. 29. I Promise I will return it back.

  30. 30. But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese.

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