earth pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

  2. 2. I want to exploit you like an oil company.

  3. 3. Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?

  4. 4. Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  5. 5. Because damn you’re flat.

  6. 6. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

  7. 7. That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

  8. 8. I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

  9. 9. When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell?

  10. 10. Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

  11. 11. has clearly never stood next to you

  12. 12. And I'm still waiting for yours

  13. 13. Cause you're getting hotter every second

  14. 14. And you still take my breath away

  15. 15. I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated

  16. 16. Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

  17. 17. Cause your like nothing I have ever seen on this earth

  18. 18. Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...

  19. 19. Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

  20. 20. I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

  21. 21. Everyday is Earth Day for me baby.

  22. 22. Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?

  23. 23. Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt hemp , or am I?

  24. 24. Let's make this spring a little less silent.

  25. 25. Without you, there's a hole in the ozone layer of my heart!

  26. 26. If you believe in "wind power", this might require you getting your knees dirty.

  27. 27. Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

  28. 28. Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

  29. 29. Reuse. Seduce. Recycle.

  30. 30. Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.

  31. 31. I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.

  32. 32. It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.

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