glasses pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I feel much more comfortable when they sit on my face

  2. 2. Cuz you don’t appear to be one of my contacts....

  3. 3. I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.

  4. 4. How about we skip the glass slipper and I just call you my Cinderella?

  5. 5. (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  6. 6. Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

  7. 7. If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?

  8. 8. I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better. I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

  9. 9. I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.

  10. 10. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

  11. 11. Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

  12. 12. Girl you like Kool-Aid in a wine glass with cha fine ass!

  13. 13. Cause you might not be with me 24/7 but when you are, I can see this world in a better and beautiful way.

  14. 14. Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.

  15. 15. This coffee is steaming up my glasses… Or is that you?

  16. 16. You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

  17. 17. Because I can't see my future without you

  18. 18. My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'

  19. 19. I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.

  20. 20. Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

  21. 21. Your smile looks nice, but it would look better in a glass on my nightstand.

  22. 22. Hey, let's get trapped in a Japanese Glass Sponge together someday!

  23. 23. I like my women like I like my glasses: Thick and black.

  24. 24. Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

  25. 25. Because I wanna press my lips against you

  26. 26. Cos I’m tryna be your glass slipper

  27. 27. Are you a glass of sweet tea cuz you look like a sweetie.

  28. 28. Because with you around, I can see the world more beautifully.

  29. 29. But "gl" is silent.

  30. 30. And it feels like I’ve been in the desert for 3 weeks

  31. 31. Because i wanna stick my straw in you

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