mean pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You mean more then meets the eye.

  2. 2. Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

  3. 3. Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

  4. 4. Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

  5. 5. Tonight, your dick better perform a perfect arabesque, if you know what I mean!

  6. 6. Day 1,363 

  7. 7. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

  8. 8. Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

  9. 9. I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

  10. 10. I'm a utility player girl that means I can play the game in different positions.

  11. 11. What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

  12. 12. I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

  13. 13. I eat cats if you know what I mean.

  14. 14. The genitive is my favorite case because it means you’re mine.

  15. 15. Nice equipment bag. Those separated compartments are awesome... if you know what I mean.

  16. 16. Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

  17. 17. I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

  18. 18. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  19. 19. Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

  20. 20. I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

  21. 21. Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.

  22. 22. Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

  23. 23. it means nothing if i can't score your heart.

  24. 24. You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

  25. 25. Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

  26. 26. I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.

  27. 27. If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

  28. 28. There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.

  29. 29. Something other than taxes are rising... uhh if you know what I mean.

  30. 30. Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

  31. 31. Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

  32. 32. Vegans really do taste better. And by vegans, I mean my vagina.

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