shopping pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. “Are you an exception? Let me catch you.” Nerdy one

  2. 2. Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?

  3. 3. Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.

  4. 4. You’re looking very non-fat these days.

  5. 5. What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

  6. 6. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

  7. 7. Are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

  8. 8. Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.

  9. 9. All clothes are 100% off

  10. 10. Do you want me to grind that for you?

  11. 11. I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?

  12. 12. This is science.

  13. 13. Me: hey do you know where "me saying an name of shop" Her: yes that way Me: and ehm..Your number? (Shows phone) Bruh this is smooth as hell right

  14. 14. If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)

  15. 15. Come to Italy; I'll pay for everything, AND take you shopping.

  16. 16. I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

  17. 17. I bet you don’t like drips.

  18. 18. If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.

  19. 19. I like my ladies like I like my coffee - a hot shock to the lap.

  20. 20. I’m very gentle on the frothing knob.

  21. 21. Wanna go on a doppio date?

  22. 22. Customer: "Can I give you my number?" (Barista Pick up line)

  23. 23. So I can show you a special dingdong

  24. 24. The girl we are shopping for has the same body type and height as you!

  25. 25. Is that a steam wand in your pocket?

  26. 26. That's a nice mug you got on ya.

  27. 27. Because I wanna drop my meat in you (stolen from a friend at school)

  28. 28. Customer: "No, I'm sweet enough." (Barista Pick up line)

  29. 29. Cause you make my Banana Cream

  30. 30. Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.

  31. 31. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.

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