Beach pick up lines for you to try
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1. Can I see your tan lines?
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2. Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
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3. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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4. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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5. Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
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6. I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
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7. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.
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8. I perform best when I'm wet.
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9. I really like your suit.
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10. I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?
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11. Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
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12. Is your name summer? Because you are hot!
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13. You make my heart slip 'n slide.
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14. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
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15. Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you're making my face all red.
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16. Are you the deep end? Because I’m ready to dive right in.
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17. Are you the splash-and-dash because you've got my heart beating.
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18. Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
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19. Come on, I'm a wealthy neglected housewife, you're a pool boy. It's practically required by law that you do me.
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20. Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (Then ask her to join you.)
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21. Dang girl! You must look extra fine with that glowing tan.
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22. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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23. Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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24. Do you have swimmers as good as China? We'll have to do something about that...
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25. Do you want to see my snake on the beach?
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26. Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
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27. Girl, you give me the butterflies.
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28. Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
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29. Hey baby, the sun isn't the only thing that rises.
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30. Hey baby! Can you please cover up your hot body cause the sun is melting and it getting hot here.
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31. Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
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32. Hey girl, I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.
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33. Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
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34. Hey girl, lane lines can't keep us apart.
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35. Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
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36. Hey ladies, which way to the beach?
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37. Hey little princess. I’m just doing squats on the beach and need someone to come count them.
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38. Hey sexy! The sun isn’t the only thing that rises.
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39. Hey wanna go take a walk on the beach and watch the earth rotate while the sun goes out of view.
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40. Hey, would you like a sex on the beach? Or sex with a Beech?
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41. Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night!
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42. How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
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43. I barely noticed you in the winter months.
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44. I could put some motion in your ocean.
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45. I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
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46. I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you its's like the sun never sets.
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47. I like your braces. They shine against the waves.
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48. I must be lost... because I see paradise.
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49. I must be lost… I thought paradise was further south.
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50. I never have a false start.
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51. I noticed you thrashing around. Would you like to hold onto my floaties?
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52. I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna get it out?
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53. I was looking for treasure and i think i found some.
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54. I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
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55. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
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56. I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
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57. I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
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58. I'm Ryan Lochte. She tells you you're not. I'm Nathan Adrian. Again she calls your bluff. Keep going until you find a swimmer that she'll believe.
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59. I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
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60. I've never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.
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61. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave… you’re making the other guys/girls look really bad.
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62. I’m new at the complex… can I have directions to your apartment?
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63. I’m not a CPR dummy, but I’d let you practice some mouth-to-mouth
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64. If everybody here accidentally drowned, the first bloated corpse I'd pull out would be yours, sweetheart.
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65. If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.
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66. If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.
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67. If you was a beach, I’d pick you to lay on.
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68. Is it hot out here, or is it just you?
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69. Just like the Summer, I bring the heat!
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70. Let’s go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
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71. Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!
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72. Nice beach balls, can I play?
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73. Now how'd you manage to fit that great big thing into that little ol' Speedo?
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74. Oh no I’m drowning… I need mouth to mouth quick!
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75. People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
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76. So you're mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?
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77. So… did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?
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78. Sorry, babe, did I make you all wet?
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79. That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
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80. That sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today
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81. They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.
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82. Use these beach pick up lines with proper timing and confidence and no doubt they will work.
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83. Wanna come jump in the pool with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.
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84. Wanna go back to my place and do something about that shrinkage?
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85. Wanna join the 9-foot-deep- end-of-the- pool club?
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86. When you see a girl drying herself off with a towel reply, I sure wish I were that towel you’re using.
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87. You are old enough to swim in the deep end aren't you?
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88. You do know how to inflate your raft, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow.
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89. You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
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90. You know, they call it adult swim for a reason.
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91. You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
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92. You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.
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93. You really flip turn me on.
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94. You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
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95. You're like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day.
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96. You're so hot, the sun is jealous.
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97. You've got the fanciest fantail I've ebber seen.
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98. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I'm lost at sea.
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99. Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
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100. Your nickname should be ‘Pool Tile,’ because you’re slippery when wet.
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101. Your skin is burning like my heart.
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102. I hope you know CPR, because you’re taking my breath away
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103. Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
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104. If you were a beach, I’d pick you to lay on.
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105. How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
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106. Nice beach balls, can I play?
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107. I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
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108. If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
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109. You’re a wealthy neglected housewife, I’m a pool boy. It's practically required by law that you do me.
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110. I wanna pound you the way the ocean pounds the surf.
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111. I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?