police officer pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

  2. 2. Because you take my breath away

  3. 3. Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal

  4. 4. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

  5. 5. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

  6. 6. Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed…

  7. 7. Stop! Don't you know it is illegal to look that fine?

  8. 8. ... because you take my breath away

  9. 9. Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.

  10. 10. I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

  11. 11. I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

  12. 12. For stealing my heart

  13. 13. Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath

  14. 14. Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall

  15. 15. Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!

  16. 16. Ever seen a baton this big?

  17. 17. I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren.

  18. 18. I have a great idea for those handcuffs.

  19. 19. I hear cops like a big bust.

  20. 20. I love a man in uniform

  21. 21. I'm a police officer!

  22. 22. I'm ready to enfore the law of attraction.

  23. 23. I’d love you to frisk me.

  24. 24. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  25. 25. Let's go to my place for some under-cover work.

  26. 26. Ma'am we've had some complaints that you're being too sexy. I'm gonna have to arrest you.

  27. 27. My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?

  28. 28. Drop 'em!

  29. 29. Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing.

  30. 30. That’s a mighty big “flash light” you have there officer….

  31. 31. Want to plant something on me?

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