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  1. 1. Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

  2. 2. Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

  3. 3. Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...

  4. 4. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

  5. 5. Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  6. 6. "What, when I fell from heaven?" "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  7. 7. Did it hurt when you fell from the sacred realm?

  8. 8. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

  9. 9. because you could be entitled to compensation.

  10. 10. I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven!

  11. 11. Hey baby did it hurt? When you fell from the top rope.

  12. 12. Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

  13. 13. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

  14. 14. Because you obviously landed on your face.

  15. 15. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

  16. 16. When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

  17. 17. Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

  18. 18. Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

  19. 19. Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?

  20. 20. Girl, did it hurt when you fell from a really high altitude?

  21. 21. It looks like you hit your face pretty hard on the way down

  22. 22. Because damn girl, you be looking like Lucifer.

  23. 23. Did it hurt? When you fell out of Asgard? Cause you're a goddess! (Thor)

  24. 24. Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from reincarnation?

  25. 25. Cause I hurt my leg when I fell for you.

  26. 26. Hey babe, did it hurt? When you fell from nowhere?

  27. 27. Cause you look like a snack

  28. 28. Because you da snacc

  29. 29. When you fell out of the vending machine, coz you're a snacc

  30. 30. Cause you fucking stink.

  31. 31. Because you are a snack -Day 2

  32. 32. Did it hurt when you fell from a really high distance.

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