1. "Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."
Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
2. Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?
3. I'm the joke
4. Cause you got crazy looks and you leave me breathless
haha get it... because that kinda sounds like joker - don't worry I'm already leaving
5. I need it pretty quick haha. Thanks!
6. Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl
7. Said to me by some chick on tinder haha
8. Haha, Sorry! Just thought I'd "break the ice".
9. I searched this subreddit, and there is nothing for the name Danica!
Give me your best, or worst haha.
10. Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
her: haha really?
him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
her: what
him: she was reallllly into incest,
profit
11. Well you know what that means right? HAHA YOU'RE SINGLE!!
\*Do take the L\*