vehicles pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You're going to have to be in vehicle mode for 2 weeks after im done with you.

  2. 2. Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  3. 3. Chevy runs deep.

  4. 4. What is the difference between an erection and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now.

  5. 5. Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

  6. 6. So what kind of vehicle do you drive?

  7. 7. I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

  8. 8. By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

  9. 9. I wouldn't want to damage your fine ass by going too fast either.

  10. 10. Are you petroleum? Because without you, I can't move forward.

  11. 11. I know a great place to bike ride. Let's hop on my private jet!

  12. 12. I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

  13. 13. How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.

  14. 14. How about I shift my stick into something else...

  15. 15. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

  16. 16. Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?

  17. 17. I like to lean back while you just sit on cruse.

  18. 18. Damn Subaru, you Impreza the shit out of me!

  19. 19. Does the interior match the exterior?

  20. 20. I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

  21. 21. If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

  22. 22. Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?

  23. 23. You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.

  24. 24. I see you got a lot of room in your backset.

  25. 25. If you were a Porsche, I would wax and laughter throughout the city.

  26. 26. You must be out of coolant, cause your engine is running Hot!

  27. 27. Baby you can be clutch and I'll be the tranny.

  28. 28. You want me to ride you home... I mean you want a ride home?

  29. 29. Id like to put my dip stick in your oil hole.

  30. 30. Want to check my oil?

  31. 31. Have fuel, need companion will travel. you there, wanna be that companion?

  32. 32. We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.

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