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  1. 1. Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.

  2. 2. Because I want to smash you until you can't move.

  3. 3. Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  4. 4. Cause i’d definitely smash

  5. 5. Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you .

  6. 6. Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

  7. 7. Hey, girl. How about we go home and smash patriarchy?

  8. 8. Wanna smash the patriarchy with me, then afterwards smash me in bed?

  9. 9. Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

  10. 10. Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

  11. 11. Cause you’re hot enough to smash

  12. 12. But im tryin to smash

  13. 13. HULK SMASH you with love.

  14. 14. You've smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk)

  15. 15. Because I'd love to absolutely smash you before a movie -or- Because I'd love to bounce on you before a movie

  16. 16. Cause I want to smash your cat.

  17. 17. I can't rhyme Lets smash

  18. 18. Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.

  19. 19. Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.

  20. 20. Because I'm tryna get you to smash

  21. 21. Because I want to smash you.

  22. 22. Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

  23. 23. Hey girl, I can SMASH a forehand like no other.

  24. 24. Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.

  25. 25. Will you be the burger to my smash.

  26. 26. Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both. I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.

  27. 27. Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

  28. 28. Hey girl are you in the new smash brothers game because I want to smash your brother.

  29. 29. Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!

  30. 30. I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in

  31. 31. Coz I wanna flick you and then smash you!!

  32. 32. Her: ummm... No... Me: Damn... I was really hoping we could smash ;)

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