store pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you’re essential to me...

  2. 2. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  3. 3. You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

  4. 4. Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.

  5. 5. Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

  6. 6. I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

  7. 7. Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

  8. 8. I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

  9. 9. Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.

  10. 10. Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?

  11. 11. Babe, do you do more than lick and stick?

  12. 12. Ready to find new routes of administration?

  13. 13. Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?

  14. 14. Is this your real hair? Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive!!!...so can I have your number?

  15. 15. Are you a fruit store? Cos I want to eat your melons

  16. 16. Cuz I’m looking for one nightstand!

  17. 17. I need to eat something 🤔

  18. 18. Because you're a non-perishable item

  19. 19. Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

  20. 20. If I didn't have these items would you still check me out?

  21. 21. Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

  22. 22. My lungs store oxygen; share

  23. 23. But your looking like a snack.

  24. 24. Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.

  25. 25. If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in you.

  26. 26. I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas, then I realized it was my reflection.

  27. 27. Employee: Sure. Aisle 10 You: That's kinda far. Can I just have one with you?

  28. 28. Coz I can wait for my Turn all day

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