throat pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.

  2. 2. Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

  3. 3. Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?

  4. 4. So I can test my gag reflex

  5. 5. I'll wrap around your throat while you sit on my face.

  6. 6. But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.

  7. 7. Goodbyes always make my throat hurt… I need more hellos. (Charlie Brown)

  8. 8. I am going to rip your throat out. With my teeth.

  9. 9. You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.

  10. 10. Because tonight I’m gonna make your throat hurt

  11. 11. Let me just swab your throat real quick...

  12. 12. Cause I'd fuck your throat up and leave you gagging.

  13. 13. Hey boy, are you honey Cause I want down my throat

  14. 14. Because I want to fuck your throat

  15. 15. Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!

  16. 16. Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick my dick down your throat

  17. 17. We should get together and have some \*clears throat\* strategic communications and public relations

  18. 18. Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?

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