polar vortex pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.

  2. 2. The whole country is frozen, but lookin at you I have a warm front coming.

  3. 3. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

  4. 4. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

  5. 5. Hey girl...You're still beautiful, even if I can't see your face beneath that ski mask.

  6. 6. Is there ice on the ground? Because I think I just fell for you.

  7. 7. Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

  8. 8. Blow frozen bubbles? I have something else you can blow...

  9. 9. My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'

  10. 10. Gurl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

  11. 11. If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

  12. 12. Baby, I wanna hit your iceberg and go down like the Titanic.

  13. 13. How about you and I set a record low?

  14. 14. Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?

  15. 15. Ice to meet you.

  16. 16. but you make my heart melt.

  17. 17. Girl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

  18. 18. Hey girl, you're still beautiful... in that ski mask.

  19. 19. Can I put my polar in your vortex?

  20. 20. We'd go well together.

  21. 21. Fireplace & chill?

  22. 22. They say 68% of new born babies will be Virgos this year. Wanna make that 69?

  23. 23. You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

  24. 24. Blizzards make perfect snuggle weather.

  25. 25. Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  26. 26. Who wants to touch a vagicicle?

  27. 27. Icy you, babe.

  28. 28. It may be -30 outside but when I'm with you it feels like at least freezing.

  29. 29. Let's go frost up some windows.

  30. 30. Hey toots, why don't we go to my place and chill out for awhile.

  31. 31. Girl are you a polar vortex? Cause you give me the chills.

  32. 32. I'm not wearing any thermal underwear.

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