roses pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I will do anything just to have you

  2. 2. So come to my bed

  3. 3. I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?

  4. 4. You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

  5. 5. I'm not that pretty but damn look at you. [10/12]

  6. 6. Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

  7. 7. Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  8. 8. Poetry's hard but so am I

  9. 9. Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you

  10. 10. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

  11. 11. That only happens when I am with you.

  12. 12. You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

  13. 13. If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

  14. 14. DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

  15. 15. Violets are blue I have five fingers But tonight you'll get two

  16. 16. Hope she says yes

  17. 17. Poems are stupid, let me fuck you

  18. 18. I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

  19. 19. Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

  20. 20. When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

  21. 21. The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

  22. 22. Spread your legs and give me an hour

  23. 23. Violets are blue,  How much I love you  Is beyond your clue.

  24. 24. Let's get to your room and get us some action

  25. 25. But just get in the van and don’t make a scene

  26. 26. I'll be your broom stick, if you'll be my witch

  27. 27. Roses are red, whales are grey Come to my room, we'll bang ok?

  28. 28. Coffee and movie is old style, lets try some Anus

  29. 29. Just like the Folgers slogan, you’re “the best part of waking up!”

  30. 30. I can't rhyme Lets smash

  31. 31. I have a gun and I’m taking you

  32. 32. You're as beautiful as a sunsets hue

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