kidding pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. But the y is silent

  2. 2. Because I want to put my kids in you

  3. 3. Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

  4. 4. Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare

  5. 5. Because green eggs and damnnnnn

  6. 6. Because I want to drop a kid in you.

  7. 7. Cause I wanna drop a kid in you

  8. 8. Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

  9. 9. Because I want to drop a kid inside you.

  10. 10. Because I wanna drop a kid in you

  11. 11. Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

  12. 12. Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

  13. 13. Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

  14. 14. Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  15. 15. Because I’m going to beat you in front of the kids

  16. 16. I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

  17. 17. The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

  18. 18. Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

  19. 19. Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.

  20. 20. Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?

  21. 21. Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave

  22. 22. Can I be the Mother of your kids?

  23. 23. Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

  24. 24. How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

  25. 25. Cause I want my kids to be inside you

  26. 26. Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

  27. 27. But the Y is silent

  28. 28. My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

  29. 29. Because I want to shoot my kids up in you

  30. 30. Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.

  31. 31. Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you (Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

  32. 32. Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

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