jobs pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

  2. 2. Can I come by later and get it?

  3. 3. QWERTY-**UI**-OP

  4. 4. What are you doin for lunch tomorrow?

  5. 5. Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

  6. 6. You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

  7. 7. I have an opening you can fill …

  8. 8. I can do the job for free.

  9. 9. Woman: "I have a boyfriend." Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

  10. 10. Everything about you makes me want to fuck you, you have a job, pay your bills, AND have healthcare.

  11. 11. Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years

  12. 12. Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

  13. 13. Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work.

  14. 14. Are you looking for a job where you can work from home? My home.

  15. 15. I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

  16. 16. Baby, you better quit your job at the White Lotus. You're about to be deflowered.

  17. 17. What time do you take the job? Let’s Carpool go back to my place.

  18. 18. How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

  19. 19. I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

  20. 20. I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

  21. 21. I have a job opening for an inseminator.

  22. 22. I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

  23. 23. It offers you a job

  24. 24. Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

  25. 25. I'm about to stop with all of this design nonsense and get a real job.

  26. 26. Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast hand jobs.

  27. 27. so if you know of any openings it can fill..

  28. 28. Cause I’d like to do an inside job

  29. 29. Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? No? You want to go to lunch tomorrow?

  30. 30. Because I'd make you an expert in hand jobs

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