glad pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is that your telescope or are you just glad to see me

  2. 2. Is that a crystal in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me?

  3. 3. If you're from Andromeda, gee, I'm glad you're early.

  4. 4. Because I'll be glad if I get a D in you

  5. 5. ....because I really enjoy checking you out.

  6. 6. Now I can focus on how beautiful your eyes are.

  7. 7. Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  8. 8. I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

  9. 9. I'd gladly be caught in a net with you.

  10. 10. Oh! are you craving pizza, because I'll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

  11. 11. Is that a wooden stake or are you just glad to see me?

  12. 12. Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  13. 13. I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

  14. 14. Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

  15. 15. I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

  16. 16. I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.

  17. 17. Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

  18. 18. Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you really glad to see me?

  19. 19. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

  20. 20. Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?

  21. 21. Only fools fall for you. I'm glad i am a fool.

  22. 22. Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

  23. 23. Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

  24. 24. But I’ll gladly go down on you

  25. 25. Cuz i'm totally checking you out

  26. 26. Are you craving some Pizza? Because I’ll gladly give you a pizz-a this dick!

  27. 27. *tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.

  28. 28. Now I'm glad the universe is allowing me to see you as you are, bright and vibrant.

  29. 29. Cause I'm checking you out.

  30. 30. Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you ahaha

  31. 31. I never thought i would find someone who makes glad that I've come back to life.

  32. 32. Hey girl, I am glad we won the state which means I will be seeing a lot more of you at national and maybe you can study at my hotel room?

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