1. Cute cashier: Hey, how are you?
Me: Great, thanks. So how did you get stuck working on a holiday?
CC: What holiday is it?
Me: The day I met you ;)
....I don't get out much ( ._.)
2. Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you
3. That's where they keep the snacks yea?
4. Hey girl, want to put the lay in layaway?
5. I used this line when I met a girl at Walmart and got her number lmfao
6. Cause I'm harder than a Walmart avocado.
7. I would line up outside Walmart for you on Black Friday.