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  1. 1. Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

  2. 2. When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.

  3. 3. When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

  4. 4. My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

  5. 5. Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy...

  6. 6. Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?

  7. 7. You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!

  8. 8. I want to spend the rest of your money with you.

  9. 9. Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.

  10. 10. Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?

  11. 11. Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

  12. 12. Happy Father's Day to a genuine mother fucker.

  13. 13. Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.

  14. 14. All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

  15. 15. I want to bear all your children.

  16. 16. I won't preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.

  17. 17. Because you only get hotter the older you get.

  18. 18. Because I'm gay.

  19. 19. Aged to perfection. (Best used with women older than you)

  20. 20. I found the cure to growing older, and you're the only place that feels like home.

  21. 21. Cause I would like to inherit from you.

  22. 22. Cause i need some sugarmoney from my sugarmommy

  23. 23. So you're over 1,000 years old? I LOVE older women.

  24. 24. I'm looking for Mrs. Right.

  25. 25. If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.

  26. 26. Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

  27. 27. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

  28. 28. As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

  29. 29. Charlie: Whatever. What are you doing for dinner? Lisa: Charlie, a lot has changed. Charlie: I know. I'm older and wiser, and you're hot and on the rebound!

  30. 30. I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder in bed.

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