father pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cuz you're sweet and I'm gonna get you no matter how much you cost.

  2. 2. Hey babe, want some offspring from the Father of Our Country?

  3. 3. I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.

  4. 4. Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

  5. 5. Are you a daddy? Nope. You wanna be?

  6. 6. I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

  7. 7. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  8. 8. Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?

  9. 9. Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.

  10. 10. So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father

  11. 11. Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  12. 12. Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

  13. 13. Hey girl. I'm trying to celebrate my first father day.

  14. 14. Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

  15. 15. I'm not a father to anyone yet.

  16. 16. I'll raise you like one of my own.

  17. 17. I may be Odin All-Father, but for you, I’ll be Odin All-Lover.

  18. 18. Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.

  19. 19. Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

  20. 20. Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

  21. 21. I'm old enough to be your father.

  22. 22. I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!

  23. 23. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  24. 24. One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

  25. 25. Because if I was your father I would be in prison

  26. 26. What do you mean you don't wanna have sex with me? Don't you know who my father is?

  27. 27. Wanna help me become a dad?

  28. 28. Because I want to make him my father-in-law.

  29. 29. Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes. (Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)

  30. 30. Because you look like a master piece

  31. 31. Cause you're a whole atomic bomb

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