humor pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because your CuTe As HeCK (science humor)

  2. 2. +... -Because charmander i choose you. (This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

  3. 3. Dark, and probably gonna kill me one day

  4. 4. Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.

  5. 5. Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

  6. 6. Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen. Her: what's the first? Me: you/2. I'm a psycho

  7. 7. You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

  8. 8. Humor = You More

  9. 9. 9/10 to make her laugh, good opener, remember guys, humor is more important than multiplication table

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