2. +...
-Because charmander i choose you.
(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)
3. Dark, and probably gonna kill me one day
4. Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.
5. Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.
6. Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen.
Her: what's the first?
Me: you/2.
I'm a psycho
7. You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
8. Humor = You More
9. 9/10 to make her laugh, good opener, remember guys, humor is more important than multiplication table