market pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You know what gold and I have in common? We're both on the rise.

  2. 2. You look charming! Of course, there could be methodology or sampling errors in my seasonally-adjusted data.

  3. 3. Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

  4. 4. With a little after-hours trading we could negotiate your cum dividend.

  5. 5. Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

  6. 6. I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

  7. 7. Im down like the stock market, now ride me to the top.

  8. 8. Say girl, if you were the federal funds market, I would set my benchmark interest rate at 100%, 'cuz you fine.

  9. 9. Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

  10. 10. Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

  11. 11. I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.

  12. 12. Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

  13. 13. Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.

  14. 14. Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?

  15. 15. Honey, you've got my dividend up! Are you ready for my distribution?

  16. 16. I have a a huge Stock.

  17. 17. With you, my interest rate is rising.

  18. 18. Would you be interested in large growth investment?

  19. 19. Are you in the singles market?

  20. 20. "Wolf of Wall Street" was based on me.

  21. 21. My Nasdaq is always up.

  22. 22. Hey baby, I'm like a diversified portfolio: low risk.

  23. 23. Your price or mine?

  24. 24. How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

  25. 25. Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

  26. 26. Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

  27. 27. Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

  28. 28. I want controlling interest of your assets.

  29. 29. I'd be your angel investor any day.

  30. 30. Are you on the market, cause I'd love to buy that stock.

  31. 31. The market's not the only thing that goes down sometimes.

  32. 32. My stock is strong, like bull.

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