mouse pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey Baby... Can I double click your mouse?

  2. 2. Coz i feel we just 'clicked'.

  3. 3. Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

  4. 4. I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.

  5. 5. Cause I wanna stick my dick in you...

  6. 6. Because I waa hoping you'd let me come inside, cuz it's fun inside

  7. 7. I handle you best when going hard

  8. 8. Cause when I push into you, sometimes I shoot.

  9. 9. Do you want to get some tuna fish and field mouse pudding?

  10. 10. Meet me by the mangled mouse.

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